Pretty Offensive Nationality Meme

A few watchees tried this and noted how biased it is. From what I've seen, I can agree. o.0

stolen from mnmk 

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I think so?)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer. (oops)
[ ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (I used to spell it colour when I was a kid, then was taught differently. :-p)

Total: 2/10

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie. (Closest was an Austrailian restaurant I once went to. I can't argue with good food.)
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Freshwater only. Saltwater beaches? Absolutely not)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (wat)
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 2/10

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Goodness, yes)
[ ] You talk with your hands. 

Total: 4/11

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. 
[ ]You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2/9

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2/7

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (Uh, why does this matter?)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3/10

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● (Hi. This is I.)
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (Some. Very picky.)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3/9

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (My love was rekindled after discovering Jasmine Rice! )
[ ] You are good at maths. (To an extent)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. 
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3/9

○● G E R M A N ○● 
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6/7 

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0/8 (Where are the nice-guy stereotypes?)

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty. (You mean death penalty?)
[x] You don't read. (Not leisurely.)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (I try not to. I really don't like them.)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (Goodness, yes.)

Total: 3/8

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles. (Best breakfast food, hands down. 'Tis the reason for the creation of my pone. :3)
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (American football, yeah. But that's not what you're talking about...)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2/10

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[x] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea. 
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4/9

Scored highest on German, Dutch, and Italian.